You’ve reached Officer Jason Stackhouse. If this is an emergency, dial 911 and ask for me.
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Congratulations, Movie Peeta! You get to keep your leg!
Book Peeta:
I THOUGHT THE SAME DAMN THING. I WANTED HIS LEG AMPUTATED!!!
OMG THIS! I was like, how the fuck are you gonna cut out (no pun intended ;)) something like that?!
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Things you find most on Tumblr summed up in one gif.
this is amazing
omfg
#food and a cat and an attractive man - all done in a sepia with a vaguely hipsterish fade at the edges #this gif is tumblr. we’re basically done here. #all we need is a ship now. let’s ship the bin with the car. ok done. bin/car otp.
I had to keep these tags, they slay me
Now someone needs to be offended and we have to have a ship war.
Bin/Car is NOT canon, people. The cat was ON the bin in the original shot. It has always been Cat/Bin! OMG, why do you people have such a problem with pussy in your OTPs?
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the matthew lewis school of successfully navigating puberty
School President:
Honor Students:
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I shall ever regard him as the best and the wisest man whom I’ve ever known.
BABIES <3
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